Birthdays: (Look below for your characteristics)

January 01 – 09 ~ Dog January 10 – 24 ~ Mouse January 25 – 31 ~ Lion

February 01 – 05 ~ Cat February 06 – 14 ~ Dove February 15 – 21 ~ Turtle February 22 – 28 ~ Panther

March 01 – 12 ~ Monkey March 13 – 15 ~ Lion March 16 – 23 ~ Mouse March 24 – 31 ~ Cat

April 01 – 03 ~ Dog April 04 – 14 ~ Panther April …

Ek Chutki code ki keemat tum kya jaano HR Babu?
Ishwar ka ashirwaad hota hai ek chutki code
Developer ke sar ka taj hota hai ek chutki code
Har bench resource ka khwaab hota hai ek chutki code
Bugs ka bhandaar hai ek chutki code
TL ki shikayat ka adhar hai ek chutki code
Release ke samay ninde udata hai ek chutki code
Nanhe se logic ke liye 1000 line ka hota hai ek chutki code
Back pain karata hai ek chutki code
Tension se takla kar deta hai ek chutki code
Per phir bhi hume …

Side effects of alcohol … and remedies!!!
1. Symptom : Cold and humid feet.Cause : Glass is being held at incorrect angle (You are pouring the drink on your feet).Cure: Maneuver glass until open end is facing upward
2. Symptom : The wall facing you is full of lights.Cause : You're lying on the floor.Cure: Position your body at a 90-degree angle to the floor.
3. Symptom : The floor looks blurry.Cause : You're looking through an empty glass.Cure: Quickly refill with your favorite beverage.
4. Symptom : The …

Ø Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair
Ø The world’s youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910.
Ø Our eyes remain the same size from birth onward, but our noses and earsnever stop growing.
Ø You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching TV.
Ø A person will die from total lack of sleep sooner than from starvation.
Ø Death will occur about 10 days without sleep, while starvation takes afew weeks.
Ø Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying.
Ø The …

“Success is Never Permanent….Failure is never Final”
Enjoy!!
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Bijay RungtaIT Consultanthttp://lamp-ajax.blogspot.com http://bijayrungta.blogspot.com

A boy and a girl loved each other,unfortunately d boy died. . . .
After death he said to the girl

"Ek vaada tha tera har vade k peche,tu milegi mujhe har darwaze k piche,par tu mujhe ruswa kar gayi,ek tu hi na thi mere janaze k peche".

Itne mein lakdi ki awaz aayi,she said . . . . .

Ek vaada tha mera har vaade k peche,Mai milungi tujhe har darwaze k peche,par tune hi mud k na dekha,ek aur janaza tha tere janaze k peche……
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– Bijay RungtaIT Consultanthttp://lamp-ajax.blogspot.com http://bijayrungta.blogspot.com

Why we need a house if a bus like this is available with you……………..