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[24 Dec 2007 | Comments | 1,126 views]

Side effects of alcohol … and remedies!!!
1. Symptom : Cold and humid feet.Cause : Glass is being held at incorrect angle (You are pouring the drink on your feet).Cure: Maneuver glass until open end is facing upward
2. Symptom : The wall facing you is full of lights.Cause : You're lying on the floor.Cure: Position your body at a 90-degree angle to the floor.
3. Symptom : The floor looks blurry.Cause : You're looking through an empty glass.Cure: Quickly refill with your favorite beverage.
4. Symptom : The …

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[24 Dec 2007 | Comments | 1,030 views]

Ø Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair
Ø The world’s youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910.
Ø Our eyes remain the same size from birth onward, but our noses and earsnever stop growing.
Ø You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching TV.
Ø A person will die from total lack of sleep sooner than from starvation.
Ø Death will occur about 10 days without sleep, while starvation takes afew weeks.
Ø Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying.
Ø The …

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[24 Dec 2007 | Comments | 1,103 views]

“Success is Never Permanent….Failure is never Final”
Enjoy!!

Bijay RungtaIT Consultanthttp://lamp-ajax.blogspot.com http://bijayrungta.blogspot.com

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[21 Dec 2007 | Comments | 1,051 views]

A boy and a girl loved each other,unfortunately d boy died. . . .
After death he said to the girl

"Ek vaada tha tera har vade k peche,tu milegi mujhe har darwaze k piche,par tu mujhe ruswa kar gayi,ek tu hi na thi mere janaze k peche".

Itne mein lakdi ki awaz aayi,she said . . . . .

Ek vaada tha mera har vaade k peche,Mai milungi tujhe har darwaze k peche,par tune hi mud k na dekha,ek aur janaza tha tere janaze k peche……
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– Bijay RungtaIT Consultanthttp://lamp-ajax.blogspot.com http://bijayrungta.blogspot.com

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[21 Dec 2007 | Comments | 1,021 views]

Why we need a house if a bus like this is available with you……………..

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[13 Oct 2007 | Comments | 345 views]

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[12 Oct 2007 | Comments | 356 views]

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[11 Oct 2007 | Comments | 1,085 views]

The Problem is that I understand too much..
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[9 Oct 2007 | Comments | 498 views]

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[9 Oct 2007 | Comments | 488 views]

INSERT … ON DUPLICATE KEY UPDATE Syntax
If you specify ON DUPLICATE KEY UPDATE (added in MySQL 4.1.0), and a row is inserted that would cause a duplicate value in a UNIQUE index or PRIMARY KEY, an UPDATE of the old row is performed. For example, if column a is declared as UNIQUE and contains the value 1, the following two statements have identical effect:
INSERT INTO table (a,b,c) VALUES (1,2,3)  ON DUPLICATE KEY UPDATE c=c+1;
UPDATE table SET c=c+1 WHERE a=1;
The rows-affected value is 1 if the row is inserted as a …

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